ok, lets start with explaining what this “cryptic review” thing is. I will try a new beer for the first time and will tell you what it tastes like. But I’m not going to make it easy. You may think i am just making up gibberish, but i assure you, what I am describe describes the taste, or at least what the taste makes me think of. And i guess as a hint i will add a stamp at the end that will rate it on my 2 point scale.
So here it is, My review of Atwater Block Brewery’s Vanilla Java Porter
Music by Kevin Macleod