I’m back, baby!
I bet you thought you’d gotten rid of me, didn’t you? No? You didn’t? You actually missed me? Aww, I’m touched. In a good way, not in a creepy way. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. In fact you have made me so happy that I will share a cryptic review with you. I was going to keep it to myself, but you have showed me that you really deserve it. Check it out.