Hey there everybody, I’m back with another quick cryptic review. Today I’ve got my thoughts on the Demolition by Goose Island. I also had a chance to use one of those Beer Savers bottlecaps, I’ll give you my thoughts on those a little later. But now is not the time for that, now is the time for beer.
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Under the Weather Cryptic Review: Nyquil
I have a very bad cold, so instead of reviewing a beer this week, I will tell you how my cough medicine tastes. SPOILER ALERT: bad. I repeat, never drink this unless you have to.
Cryptic Review: He’brew Bittersweet Lenny’s RIPA
Welcome back for another exciting addition of This Week in Beer! Today I bring you a Cryptic Review of Bittersweet Lenny’s RIPA from Schmaltz Brewing Company. A potent brew with as they say on the bottle “an obscene amount of malts & hops.” Delicious.
Cryptic Review: New Holland Beerhive Trippel
I’m back, baby!
I bet you thought you’d gotten rid of me, didn’t you? No? You didn’t? You actually missed me? Aww, I’m touched. In a good way, not in a creepy way. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. In fact you have made me so happy that I will share a cryptic review with you. I was going to keep it to myself, but you have showed me that you really deserve it. Check it out.
I can only express puzzlement that borders on alarm
I suppose it was just a matter of time. Continue reading
File under: “Why didn’t I think of that?”
Now, I don’t often find myself putting away an open bottle of beer, but I am still surprised that I have never seen a product like this before. Beersavers are bottlecap-shaped silicone covers for your beet bottles. They are discribed as a way to keep your beer “fresh and safe,” not sure what they mean by safe, I suppose from falling beer-seeking debris or something. I guess i could see myself using these when I am serving from a bomber or wine bottle, though. There are a number of other tips on the website, but I am not so sure i would ever use these to “help keep your beer safely identified when in clubs, bars and restaurants.”
This means war?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. I swear that just last week we learned about BrewDog’s magical concoction The End of History, and that at 55% alcohol it had claimed the title of the worlds most alcoholic beer. and now I am stunned to see that is already old news. Koelschip is the name of the brewery, “Start the Future” is the name of the beer. The beer that is 60% alcohol. It is now technically the strongest beer in the world, but I feel like we are not going to have to wait long to see a new king be crowned. It truly makes my head spin.
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Brew Dog has done it again
The End of History from BrewDog on Vimeo.
Those crazy Scottish bastards have done it again. The fine folks at Brew Dog have gone and Brewed the strongest beer in the world, again. You may remember Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32%), and Sink the Bismark (41%). Well those are sissy beers now. The mad scientists have outdone themselves with The End of History, a fine blond Belgian ale tipping the scales at 55%. Unfortunately, this bone-shaking beer was an extremely limited batch of only 12 bottles, each of which is stuffed into a fine work taxidermy, either a Stoat or a Grey squirrel. Seriously, it has to be seen to believed.
More bad news friends, it looks like they have already sold out of this mind bender.
We all make mistakes sometimes
Correction to the article “Home (State) Brew” that was in Michigan Beverage Journal July 2010 issue.
In the article there was a misstatement and another brewery in Michigan was said to have won the “Small Brewer of the Year” award at the Great American Beer Festival. It was in fact Redwood Lodge Flint, MI. Redwood Brewing is the most decorated brewery in the state of Michigan. With over 30 metals from 4 different competitions and 7 of those going to their Cream Stout this brewery is a treasure to Michigan’s beer culture. And we hope that Bill Wamby (Small Brewer of the Year 2008) and the brewery team will accept our apologies. Check out all of Redwood Lodge’s awards here: http://www.theredwoodlodge.com/rwawards.htm
To Snob or to Love?
Are you a beer lover or a beer snob? All beer has it’s own place and time; and yes some are better than others. But I for one choose to enjoy them all for what they are. A beer isn’t bad because of its style or purpose. A beer is bad only because of how it’s handled, stored or if it is infected.
Some will put forth that a beer is bad because it doesn’t meet their own idea of what the beer in front of them should taste like. That becomes personal preference and has nothing to do with how good or bad the beer itself is. The reason why we are lucky to have so many different breweries to choose from is directly related to the choices the brewer makes when writing a recipe. If all beers were made the same we’d have one brewery. That takes all the fun out of it.
The classification of an IPA holds a wide spectrum of individual differences. Wheat beers also have so many differences that the style is mind-boggling. The amount of hops and what kind(s) are used greatly changes the taste and aroma. As well as the type of malt and Ph balance of the water have taste and mouth feel effects. Even when a home brewer is trying to create a clone, the beer comes out close but never exact. Those differences should be enjoyed not scoffed at.
Mass-market beers also have their spot for the beer lover. A pilsner of any kind is a great way to refresh or even switch to as you drink more then one beer. Porter is a personal favorite, but can be a little much on a hot day. Barely wines should be savored and depending on the alcohol content you may only want one, or two.
The beers you’ll find in a craft brewer’s man cave fridge may surprise you. Even the most prolific brewer will crack a can of a Pabst or bottle of Czechvar. Being critical of all beer that is yellow and fizzy steals away one of the most painstakingly made styles on earth. A well-made lager takes longer to make and shows it’s impurities more so then ales.
The next time you want to show off to your friends that aren’t big craft beer drinks don’t be so quick to put down what they lift up. Instead learn more about the lager styles and bring some well-crafted lagers that they might not have tried. Some of the older brands of American pilsners have more flavor then their commercial counterparts. Most of the “Big Name” beers have been lightened up throughout the years to appeal to a wider base. There are also craft breweries that make excellent lagers as well.
Detroit Beer Company and Atwater Block Brewery, both out of Detroit make wonderful lagers. But don’t just stop there; check out what your local beer store or beer bar has in the cooler. You might be amazed at what the lighter side of beer has to offer. Above all else never stop trying new beers from different breweries and remember that each beer has a spot for the true beer lover.